Does everyone have a 'guilty' cupboard - the one which is one step away from the rubbish bin; where you put everything that you say may come in handy but in fact will sit in that cupboard for years and years. Mine had old bubble wrap, used envelopes, plastic things that George has bought over the internet and I don't even know what they are, brochures, old wrapping paper, - a load of old stuff piled up on top of unused plates.
Well, I've found a way of sorting it out. Leave the dogs at home with your husband and son so they don't get enough exercise, then go out for the evening.
You will come home to this: