Murder and Iced Coffee

So, Ros announced at Pitch and Stitch this morning that she is going on a knitting week in Shetland, which obviously led to our in depth discussion on how all 12 knitters could be bumped off, one after the other, 10 Little Indian Style.  Most popular were being garrotted by a skein of wool, obvious techniques with knitting needles, and then Jackie moved over to the dark side with a particularly horrible act which I won't repeat here.

Anyway, because we'd all got a bit hot under the colour, the topic of cool drinks came up and they all started moaning that I hadn't made any Iced Coffee this year, although I have, but it all gets drunk as soon as I make it.  Sandra said I really should put the 'recipe' on the blog, because she wants to make it, so here it is:

  Lorne Hill Farm Iced Coffee
 

Put a little hot water into the processor and about 12 heaped teaspoons of (good) instant coffee and 10 heaped teaspoons of sugar and give it a whizz:

Add about 4 ice cubes to cool it down and give it a whizz:

Top it up with Milk (you will probably have to add more when the bubbles have gone down) and give it a whizz:

and be sure to use

and then finally add a couple of dollops of ice cream (clotted cream ice cream is particularly good)

And that's it!  Simple!

Obviously this is extremely unhealthy so drink sparingly......actually, perhaps serving gallons of this would be another way to bump off one of those knitters........